A side effect of my summer blog design meltdown (see previous post for more griping) was that I temporarily disconnected myself from Google Analytics, the programme that tells me stuff about who comes here. I was somewhat concerned when the entire internet, from my closest friends to strangers and spambots, simutaneously decided to boycott the site. Discovering that it was a coding problem, and it is just the vast, vast majority of the internet population who don't bother dropping by, was a huge boost and inspired me to dig a little deeper than usual into the Analytics reports.
I was particularly fascinated by the one showing the Google searches that lead people to the site. My favourite ten are below. I hope the person who needed London Underground advice wasn't in a hurry.
- morrissey communicates with faxes
- new york sunset now
- famous wankers
- green wankers
- self-indulgence goat
- "luke haines" "old weirdo"
- wrongfucksex
- jubilee line closed
- self cruelty
- brian harvey sausage rolls
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